diff --git a/src/lib.rs b/src/lib.rs
index 0ebd21b..fc0da30 100644
--- a/src/lib.rs
+++ b/src/lib.rs
@@ -6,14 +6,14 @@ use regex::Regex;
 //is this the best way to do this? probably not
 mod modules;
 
-use modules::{bully, lenny, join_rude, grass, noemo, ttb, help, repo,rtfm, kick, history, time_to_date};
+use modules::{bully, lenny, join_rude, grass, noemo, ttb, help, repo,rtfm, kick, history, time_to_date, bonk};
 
 type ModuleFunc = fn(regex::Captures, &Message, &VecDeque<Message>)->String;
-const NUM_MODS:usize = 11;
+const NUM_MODS:usize = 12;
 
 
-const MODULES: [(&str, ModuleFunc);NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::PATTERN, lenny::mod_message), (bully::PATTERN, bully::mod_message), (grass::PATTERN, grass::touch_grass), (noemo::PATTERN, noemo::no_emo), (ttb::PATTERN, ttb::time_to_baby), (help::PATTERN, help::help), (repo::PATTERN, repo::link), (rtfm::PATTERN, rtfm::rtfm), (kick::PATTERN, kick::mod_message), (history::PATTERN, history::mod_message), (time_to_date::PATTERN, time_to_date::time_to_date)];
-const MODULE_USAGE: [(&str, &str); NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::NAME, lenny::USAGE), (bully::NAME, bully::USAGE), (grass::NAME, grass::USAGE), (noemo::NAME, noemo::USAGE), (ttb::NAME, ttb::USAGE), (help::NAME, help::USAGE), (repo::NAME, repo::USAGE),(rtfm::NAME, rtfm::USAGE), (kick::NAME, kick::USAGE), (history::NAME, history::USAGE), (time_to_date::NAME, time_to_date::USAGE)];
+const MODULES: [(&str, ModuleFunc);NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::PATTERN, lenny::mod_message), (bully::PATTERN, bully::mod_message), (grass::PATTERN, grass::touch_grass), (noemo::PATTERN, noemo::no_emo), (ttb::PATTERN, ttb::time_to_baby), (help::PATTERN, help::help), (repo::PATTERN, repo::link), (rtfm::PATTERN, rtfm::rtfm), (kick::PATTERN, kick::mod_message), (history::PATTERN, history::mod_message), (time_to_date::PATTERN, time_to_date::time_to_date), (bonk::PATTERN, bonk::bonk)];
+const MODULE_USAGE: [(&str, &str); NUM_MODS] = [(lenny::NAME, lenny::USAGE), (bully::NAME, bully::USAGE), (grass::NAME, grass::USAGE), (noemo::NAME, noemo::USAGE), (ttb::NAME, ttb::USAGE), (help::NAME, help::USAGE), (repo::NAME, repo::USAGE),(rtfm::NAME, rtfm::USAGE), (kick::NAME, kick::USAGE), (history::NAME, history::USAGE), (time_to_date::NAME, time_to_date::USAGE), (bonk::NAME, bonk::USAGE)];
 
 pub fn build_modules() -> Result<Vec<(Regex, ModuleFunc)>, regex::Error> {
     let mut regex_array: Vec<(Regex, ModuleFunc)> = Vec::with_capacity(NUM_MODS);
diff --git a/src/modules/bonk.rs b/src/modules/bonk.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a94c69e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/modules/bonk.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+use std::collections::VecDeque;
+use irc::proto::Message;
+
+
+pub const USAGE: &str = "Usage: $bonk <nick>\r\nPut the person identified as nick in horny jail";
+
+pub const NAME: &str = "bonk";
+
+pub const PATTERN: &str = "^\\$bonk( (?P<nick>[^\\s]+))?$";
+
+pub fn bonk(captures: regex::Captures, _message: &Message, _message_buf: &VecDeque<Message>) -> String {
+    if let Some(nick) = captures.get(2) {
+        format!("bonk! {} go to horny jail!", nick.as_str())
+    }
+    else {
+        format!("bonk! go to horny jail!")
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/modules/mod.rs b/src/modules/mod.rs
index bc2a223..4713625 100644
--- a/src/modules/mod.rs
+++ b/src/modules/mod.rs
@@ -10,3 +10,4 @@ pub mod rtfm;
 pub mod kick;
 pub mod history;
 pub mod time_to_date;
+pub mod bonk;